Lincoln Lovers Mugs

'Good day madam.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The Gettysburg Address in process.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Meryl Streep

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Heart is sewn back together.

"Reports now confirm that Abraham Lincoln has stopped turning over in his grave and is angrily burrowing his way to the White House."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

"There appears to be some discrepancies between your C.V. and your Wikipedia entry."

'Be my Valentine?'

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

"The great resignation is being fueled by the desire to brag about quitting one's job on LinkedIn."

Canute Does It Again

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

Minnesota Weather.

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

The Brief Lincoln - Mum Debate.