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"Admit it, we're lost."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"The subwoofers really help."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

Volcanic ash...

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

Limbo Day at the Palace

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"The glaciers are angry."

Missing. Last seen with.

James Russell Lowell

Iceland volcano

"Clerk, I'd like Madame Foreperson's remarks about a well-hung jury stricken from the record."

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

Algernon Swinburne

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

"I graduated magma cum laude."