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I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

"Admit it, we're lost."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"The subwoofers really help."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

Volcanic ash...

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

James Russell Lowell

Missing. Last seen with.

Limbo Day at the Palace

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

Iceland volcano

"The glaciers are angry."

Leonard Cohen.

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

"Clerk, I'd like Madame Foreperson's remarks about a well-hung jury stricken from the record."

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

Algernon Swinburne

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."