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Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"I, TikTok."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"He's deliciously vintage."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Classic Emojis for sale.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Louis XIV

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

'Twenty-five years for buying a Chateau Beychevelle from out-of-state: On the bright side, when you get out, it'll be ready to drink.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Salvage Hunters

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

Have you seen this toaster?

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'Unfortunately, ma'am, it's not worth a thing! The recliner, however, is quite valuable!'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'I wouldn't do that. First editions are worth big bucks.'

"I'm still looking, sir."

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

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A man finds the first edition of the Ten Commandments written on stone tablets in a bookstore.