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"Brace yourself!"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

The Unsportables: Relay

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

Fast Food Dieter

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Ring for Service.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

I'll take this one here.

Genie.

'What we have here is a hostage situation - There's a thin person inside you screaming to get out.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'