Lighthearted Planner Prints

Make your resolutions achievable.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Laughing Zone Ahead

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

Concern Chart

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

How to feel confident in love & war

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

School Trip To The Beach

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'