Lighthearted Planner Mugs

Make your resolutions achievable.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Laughing Zone Ahead

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

Concern Chart

How to feel confident in love & war

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

School Trip To The Beach

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'