Lighthearted Drama Fan Gifts

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Eurydice in prison

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"I wish school was more like TV."

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Safe!'

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"Congratulations on opening night."

Plan B

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

The good, the bard and the ugly

"Anything you say will be taken down and edited for 'Crimewatch.'

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'