Lighthearted Divorcee T-Shirts

Celebrate moving on with fun, tongue-in-cheek t-shirts designed for the lighthearted divorcee. These playful styles make a bold statement with humor and confidence.

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"I have been happily married... three times!"

"I have been happily married... three times!" mockup

"I have been happily married... three times!"

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'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.' mockup

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

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'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.' mockup

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

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Husband and Child in Pram

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'I've been happily married for 15 years... that covers 3 marriages.'

'I've been happily married for 15 years... that covers 3 marriages.' mockup

'I've been happily married for 15 years... that covers 3 marriages.'

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"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house." mockup

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

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'I'm sorry, but according to this there's nothing I can do. It appears your species mates for life.'

'I'm sorry, but according to this there's nothing I can do. It appears your species mates for life.' mockup

'I'm sorry, but according to this there's nothing I can do. It appears your species mates for life.'

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"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce."

"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce." mockup

"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce."

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'Tell dad he did a lousy paint job.' mockup

'Tell dad he did a lousy paint job.'

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"I liked you better as my first husband."

"I liked you better as my first husband." mockup

"I liked you better as my first husband."

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'I didn't get the settlement I was hoping for...turns out I'd already spent most of his money while we were married.'

'I didn't get the settlement I was hoping for...turns out I'd already spent most of his money while we were married.' mockup

'I didn't get the settlement I was hoping for...turns out I'd already spent most of his money while we were married.'

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'We've agreed to divide your community property 50-50...50% for your wife and 50% for her attorney.'

'We've agreed to divide your community property 50-50...50% for your wife and 50% for her attorney.' mockup

'We've agreed to divide your community property 50-50...50% for your wife and 50% for her attorney.'

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'And I thought I was leaving you.' mockup

'And I thought I was leaving you.'

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"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?" mockup

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

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'I got custody of the kids.'

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'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping' mockup

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

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"He left me. I doubt it was for another woman, though. He asked me for a letter of recommendation."

"He left me. I doubt it was for another woman, though. He asked me for a letter of recommendation." mockup

"He left me. I doubt it was for another woman, though. He asked me for a letter of recommendation."

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"In order to separate, one of us has to move out."

"In order to separate, one of us has to move out." mockup

"In order to separate, one of us has to move out."

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"The law says his wife gets half of everything he owns."

"The law says his wife gets half of everything he owns." mockup

"The law says his wife gets half of everything he owns."

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Computer Aided Divorce.

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'So when is the moving van coming over for your shoes?'

'So when is the moving van coming over for your shoes?' mockup

'So when is the moving van coming over for your shoes?'

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Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

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"It was ugly, she got custody of the tin cans, chewed tyre and the rusty bike pump... And I got the kids!"

"It was ugly, she got custody of the tin cans, chewed tyre and the rusty bike pump... And I got the kids!" mockup

"It was ugly, she got custody of the tin cans, chewed tyre and the rusty bike pump... And I got the kids!"

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"I've got to be honest with you. I've been married three times and each of them flew the coop."

"I've got to be honest with you. I've been married three times and each of them flew the coop." mockup

"I've got to be honest with you. I've been married three times and each of them flew the coop."

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"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

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