Snarky Divorcee T-Shirts

Discover playful t-shirts with snarky slogans that celebrate independence. They’re perfect for a divorcee with a bold sense of humor ready to make a statement.

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"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce."

"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce." mockup

"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce."

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'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.' mockup

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

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'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.' mockup

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

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'I've been happily married for 15 years... that covers 3 marriages.'

'I've been happily married for 15 years... that covers 3 marriages.' mockup

'I've been happily married for 15 years... that covers 3 marriages.'

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"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband." mockup

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

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Home Sweet Mortgage (worth more than the house).

Home Sweet Mortgage (worth more than the house). mockup

Home Sweet Mortgage (worth more than the house).

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"I liked you better as my first husband."

"I liked you better as my first husband." mockup

"I liked you better as my first husband."

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'I'm sorry, but according to this there's nothing I can do. It appears your species mates for life.'

'I'm sorry, but according to this there's nothing I can do. It appears your species mates for life.' mockup

'I'm sorry, but according to this there's nothing I can do. It appears your species mates for life.'

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'I didn't get the settlement I was hoping for...turns out I'd already spent most of his money while we were married.'

'I didn't get the settlement I was hoping for...turns out I'd already spent most of his money while we were married.' mockup

'I didn't get the settlement I was hoping for...turns out I'd already spent most of his money while we were married.'

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'We've agreed to divide your community property 50-50...50% for your wife and 50% for her attorney.'

'We've agreed to divide your community property 50-50...50% for your wife and 50% for her attorney.' mockup

'We've agreed to divide your community property 50-50...50% for your wife and 50% for her attorney.'

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"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?" mockup

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

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'And I thought I was leaving you.' mockup

'And I thought I was leaving you.'

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"He left me. I doubt it was for another woman, though. He asked me for a letter of recommendation."

"He left me. I doubt it was for another woman, though. He asked me for a letter of recommendation." mockup

"He left me. I doubt it was for another woman, though. He asked me for a letter of recommendation."

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'I got custody of the kids.'

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'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?'

'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?' mockup

'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?'

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"In order to separate, one of us has to move out."

"In order to separate, one of us has to move out." mockup

"In order to separate, one of us has to move out."

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Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

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"I've got to be honest with you. I've been married three times and each of them flew the coop."

"I've got to be honest with you. I've been married three times and each of them flew the coop." mockup

"I've got to be honest with you. I've been married three times and each of them flew the coop."

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'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.' mockup

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

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'Well, I think that's a fair split. I get the house, and you get the mortgage repayments.'

'Well, I think that's a fair split. I get the house, and you get the mortgage repayments.' mockup

'Well, I think that's a fair split. I get the house, and you get the mortgage repayments.'

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'Currently, my assets are diversified. They're split up among my 4 ex-wives.'

'Currently, my assets are diversified. They're split up among my 4 ex-wives.' mockup

'Currently, my assets are diversified. They're split up among my 4 ex-wives.'

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"The law says his wife gets half of everything he owns."

"The law says his wife gets half of everything he owns." mockup

"The law says his wife gets half of everything he owns."

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"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

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