Light Sabre Fan Pillows

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Nuts to you, too."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Epic Battles

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

The Lemmings of Montauk

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

"Back away from the squirrel!"

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

"I know it was your turn to pick, but could we listen to something besides the podcast about squirrels again?"

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"Fifi"

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

Squirrel Re-purposes A Face Mask

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

'Well I guess that answers the question of whether we are Flying squirrels or not.'