Light Sabre Fan Pillows

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Nuts to you, too."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Epic Battles

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Before Cordless Light Sabers

The Lemmings of Montauk

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

"Back away from the squirrel!"

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"Fifi"

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"I know it was your turn to pick, but could we listen to something besides the podcast about squirrels again?"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

'Well I guess that answers the question of whether we are Flying squirrels or not.'

Squirrel Pyramid Scheme

I'm just glad J. Lo never passed this way.