Light-hearted Exerciser T-Shirts

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Exercising

Fast Food Dieter

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Fitness in church.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Dog on skates.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Next bench is four steps."

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

"He's out jogging."

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Walk right in. Sit right down.

Father Christmas lifting presents as a workout.

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."

Exercise Classes for the over 60s - Pottering 8pm.

Welcome To I'll-Start-Tomorrow-Cise!

"And for exercise, I walk around the block a few times every day."

"I'd like to take it for a test drive."

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Any exercise is better than none.

'I get enough exercise at work. I'm a mailman.'