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'Energy saver.'

' A good idea '

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Books Providing Bright Idea

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Tedious Romantic.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"We've made a few changes."

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Zoomies call.

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

"Solar eclipse."

'How many pension fund managers does it take to change a lightbulb...?'

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

Planting Bulbs.

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.

'Environmentalist!'