Light Bulb Guru Gifts

'Energy saver.'

' A good idea '

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Tedious Romantic.

Books Providing Bright Idea

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"We've made a few changes."

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

Zoomies call.

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"Solar eclipse."

Planting Bulbs.

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

'Environmentalist!'