Lifting And Carrying T-Shirts

'You know what's boring? Writing out lengthy 'near-miss' accident reports.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Cycling with a harp case

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We're exclusively delts."

Non-Denominational Carols

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Exercising

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Keep Fit.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."