Lifting And Carrying T-Shirts

'You know what's boring? Writing out lengthy 'near-miss' accident reports.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Cycling with a harp case

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

Non-Denominational Carols

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Exercising

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Keep Fit.

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."