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"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

Travelling

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Airport

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'I found another pothole.'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

Dog Weightlifting

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Brawnstorming session.

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Pushy Coach.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Jeff was watching his weight.