Lifetime Companions Gifts

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

Others will fight for you

"I heard they mate for life."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Christmas Pets

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

PJ Parties

Best friends without borders.

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Happy Valentine's Day

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"If I'm your best friend, how come you never offer me a beer?"

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

Google Translate for Marriagese

Assisted Living.

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

"The best ten years of my life and I get to spend it with Sir Rust-a-Lot."

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

I get the impression you find our sex life boring.

"The doctor said I need to shop around for a casket. I asked for a second opinion and he suggested cremation."

A bride and groom surrounded by cats

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

McHappy

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'