Lifetime Aficionado Prints

"Has 'Lifetime' taught us nothing?"

Reach for the Star.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

The Origami Society...

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Jack in the Box

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Rolls Royce House and Car