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Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'Watch yourself.'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"I didn't spark joy."

Feng-Shui hasn't been kind to Robert.

'Ahhhh...It's such a beautiful morning outside...the sun is shining...the birds are singing....'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Cat in a flap

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Secretive Weigh In.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Exercise Class

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Exercising

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Trust

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"