Lifestyle Evaluator T-Shirts

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

Please Help! Not unemployed, just living beyond my means.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Macho Vegetarian

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

Obesity: Mechanical & Biological.

Candies and diet pills

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'We may have to adjust the gastric band a little.'

I decided to simplify my life!

'What do you mean you're going vegan?'

'This is the life - false friends, artificial stimulation,vicarious sex...'