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'Let's just say that I'm at one of those intervals in my career where I need to tweak my personal definition of success a bit!'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"It's a new take on the whole work/life balance thing. . . Anybody who has a life needs to be given more work."

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

Life is just four letters...

"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

"It's not you, David. I like you. It's your emojis I can't stand."

"... And the only time he takes me out, is to bring me here!"

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

'I love you, Wally, but I need more wiggle room.'

'You say here you're a people person.'

'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

"I think we need to talk...."

'Mark, I think we need to discuss the nature of our relationship.'

'It's not you! I just need more wiggle room.'

In our case, having a lot of history between us is not a good reason to stay together

"That 12th step is a doozy."

"So, what inspired you to study engineering, get married, find a job, move to the suburbs, have a couple of kids, and grow old?"

There's no cure for birth and death, so you may as well enjoy the interval!