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Reach for the Star.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!

Life is just four letters...

'Rock of Ages'

We only go around once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop!

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

Personality Test - No Result

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

"The aftereffects may include years of insufferably life-affirming pronouncements."

"Have no fear, Baldo...the Cruzer is now your personal love coach."

There's no cure for birth and death, so you may as well enjoy the interval!

I imagine at your age, you attend a lot of funerals, Sadie. Oh, yes, they're quite lovely. As a child, I attended birthday parties. As a lass, I attended sweet sixteens. As a young adult, I attended weddings. As a mature woman, I attended retirement parties. Now, in the twilight of life, I attend funerals. "Deathday" parties, if you will. And it's beautiful. Because it's all come full circle? Because for once, I don't have to buy the %$&*@ a gift.

"You're mad at your parents? Why?"

Student walking into 'Facts of Life' lunchtime club.

I like worms --- I just don't know if I want to make them my life's work.

'I'll tell you one thing - if I knew I'd live this long I'd have taken better care of myself.'

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

'I hope you realize Simkins that you have now had the best years of your life...'

'Grantz is charting his life based on genetic vs. environmental factors.'

'An extra pound here and there, a little sag, a little bulge, but I'm still the same hunk you married, right Ethel?'