Lifestyle Counselor T-Shirts

"Say, Flo, did you make an appointment with a lifestyle counselor?"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Surfing the daily stress

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Self-esteem room

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Meditation

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Belief and Trust.

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

The power of now

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Courage. Love.

'You must heal yourself.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

The Death of the Blues

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"I think I can". (train)

'You've changed.'

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Scurile travels

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.