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'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

'I told my wife I'd give e-cigarettes a try, but I drew the line on e-beer.'

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"You are still here."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Goodnight Social Media.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

"I detect an accent – money?"

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

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"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"I'm pretty sure there's a Starbucks on the other side of that big rock."

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

"It was a gift from god."

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

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'Everyone's depressed after income tax week, Cathy.'

"Would you like to take your old face?"

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