Lifelong Seeker T-Shirts

"The meaning of life is demonstrated by the futility of your fool's journey."

Sauvignon Bonk

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

Tango

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

Amateur Palmist

Me when by BDD shows up

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

Wow. You're amazing!

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

Palm Reader...

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

Cat and the Eight Ball.

"I'll be right back."

"They grow up so slow."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Horoscope - Look out for Large Windfall (Man crushed by giant apple).

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.