Lifelong Achievers Gifts

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

Eternal Student.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Go! Means NOW!

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"I need to clone myself."

School. Learning is a lifelong process. It's only the graduation ceremonies that end.

Jumping Man

'School of hard knocks.'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

'At first it's just kindergarten, but then mission creep takes over and you're in college.'

Learning.

'He's a real high flyer!'

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

"Why do I need to go to school? If I want to know anything I just Google it."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

'If i had my life to live over again... I'd make the same mistakes sooner'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!

We learn by doing

"I can't help you, Dear. I'm still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up. "

Life Remaining Progress Bar

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

Sense of dread & foreboding Information blackout Illumination Facts known

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, but when you've become as excellent of a teacher as you are, you've forfeited your right to retire.'

First addition, then subtraction, then multiplication, and now this! Where is it all going to end?"

'Miss, if ignorance is bliss, why do we have to spend all these years in school?'