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Mystery/Opportunity/Certainty

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Dating the efficiency expert.

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"The secret is to ask yourself: what would someone who's successful do?"

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

'This new 'mentoring' policy is a wonderful idea...It gives staff the chances to take on significant extra responsibilities in relation to staff support and supervision.'

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

'Pay no attention, they are a couple of ex husbands.'

'When you play hard to get you really mean it, don't you?'

"But am I happy? Very."

"What if we replace 'What if?' with 'Heck yeah'?"