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"Needs to get a life"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Death coach..."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Max Weber

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Lost and Profound.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

Caption Contest TK

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

The big life questions that really get us thinking.