Express their love for deep thinking with t-shirts that sport witty and philosophical designs. Perfect for sparking conversations and showcasing their curious nature.
What can I get you today? Clarity. I'm tired of not knowing what I am supposed to do with my life. Who am I? Why am I here? Should I have a scone or a donut? If you wait long enough, the right question comes around. Should I have milk or move to Canada?
"Needs to get a life"
'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'
"But what if this is all there is?"
'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'
The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks
'I've used up all my eligibilities'
'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'
"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"
The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.
"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"
"Death coach..."
Max Weber
I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.
'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'
"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."
Lost and Profound.
Baxter finally gets a life
Telling Self to Buzz Off
Truth
"In a former life, I was exactly the same."
Caption Contest TK
"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."
"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'
That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up
'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'
"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."
Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?
What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?
I see
Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.
"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."
"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."
Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk
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