Life Partner Gifts

Google Translate for Marriagese

'This marriage isn't working - We're too different.'

Sleeping Positions

"The best ten years of my life and I get to spend it with Sir Rust-a-Lot."

"Would you like to be with stupid for the rest of your life."

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Gregory, do you suppose our relationship could be too meaningful?'

"I'm so sorry. Jose was such a good man."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

A bride and groom surrounded by cats

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Larry's used art

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."