Life Journey Reflector Gifts

"You have your whole life ahead of you, Billy...boy, I sure don't envy you!"

"Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for you."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Desk at the Horizon

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

"If every day is a gift, where can I return all of last week?"

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

"Yeah, I'm at that awkward age where all my friends are starting families, or rehab."

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

"Oh, darn, and just as I was beginning to take charge of my life."

Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.

"Life"

Racing Forward

Boy, Interrupted.

"I was a cog in the machine for thirty years, and then it went solid-state!"

Time is a Trap.

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

"Of course there is. Don't forget the drippy thing."

"My motto was 'Go with the Flow," but I had no idea it ended up here."

'They say youth is wasted on the young but I think old age comes at a pretty lousy time too.'

"Bye honey, have a great day at work."

"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."