Life Hack Enthusiast Mugs

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"Careful- it might be a trap!"

"Listen, Trixie, if we play this right and stick to the plan, we might get free room and board for the rest of our lives."

"There is a Mr. Hayer at the front door with four hundred and twenty-seven legitimate ways to beat the system."

"Remember, son, do unto others as you would have others do unto you but, at the same time, never give a sucker an even break."

"It's a trick I learned from my wife. If I cut myself shaving, I just wear pants for a few days."

"It's easier to get through the day if you look at middle school as just another life hack."

Reach for the Star.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Feel free to take notes."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Weird things I do because of the internet

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'You must heal yourself.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"What made you start blogging about success?"

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Always expect the best

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

Chicken soup books

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'