Travel Hack Enthusiast Mugs

"I saved a bundle on vacation by shipping myself around the world first class."

Excess Baggage: Kenny beats the airlines' hated add-on fee system... for the moment.

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Fight or Flight

Walking Luggage.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The World's Easiest Airport

"Early model of baggage claim"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Now here's a place I like!'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.