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"I saved a bundle on vacation by shipping myself around the world first class."

Excess Baggage: Kenny beats the airlines' hated add-on fee system... for the moment.

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

The World's Easiest Airport

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Tourists in Egypt

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'