Life Hackers Mugs

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Secrets of Adulthood.

'The company hired a therapist to improve our morale.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Addiction Research Centre.

The Ten Resolutions

Idea! Waste it on someone else. I know how I can spend my spare time now that my work hours have been cut. Citizen journalist. What did you know and when did you know it?! Oh brother.

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.

The Pecks state of well being

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

Woman undergoing www.therapy.com

"I'm starting my diet today."

Life bingo

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."

"It's easier to get through the day if you look at middle school as just another life hack."