Life-deletion Fantasist Gifts

'Lately, I have made so many mistakes that I think my life needs a big control-z.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"They're very time-sensitive."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

Leonard Nimoy

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'Is that you, Take That?'

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

Heaven: New Policy - You can take it with yu if we charge at 3% account maintenance fee.

"Johnson's selling ad space in the tunnel of light."

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

Bride and Groom Cake Toppers Entering Cake.

"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."

Fish with Oars.

One of the last dinosaur conversations. Is it just me, or is that falling star you wished upon getting bigger?

Still life.

'Express Line, Ten sins or less'

'This has given me a great idea for a novel.'

'Frankly, your credit score concerns me.'

Flight Insurance for Angels.

Bull greets matador at gates of heaven.

'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last...'

"No... I was expecting something a little different too..."

I can't believe I'm waiting on a comic strip legend! Won't you take off that beret and let down your beautiful Prince Valiant hair? Perhaps later, back at my castle, fair damsel! Menu.

Dice with death.