Life After Death Celebration T-Shirts

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Rock and Roll

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Cheers to being a person."

Vaccine passport required

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Heaven

Jenga!!!

Tragedy and Remedy.

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"It's over!"

Together we defeat the Pandemic

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

Post Covid Summer

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Home for Seniors.

'In denial and loving it!'

"They misspelled your avatar."

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Mic Drop

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

Fables for the Middle-Aged: Goldilocks and the 3 Hairs.

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

A middle aged cow.