Life After Death Celebration Pillows

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Rock and Roll

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Cheers to being a person."

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Vaccine passport required

Heaven

Jenga!!!

Tragedy and Remedy.

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Together we defeat the Pandemic

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"It's over!"

Post Covid Summer

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.'

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

'In denial and loving it!'

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

"They misspelled your avatar."

Mic Drop

Fables for the Middle-Aged: Goldilocks and the 3 Hairs.

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

A middle aged cow.

So-ripe-they're-tangy face masks declared optional.