Longevity Celebration T-Shirts

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

37 years in the same position.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Dating is so expensive...

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Regular service or affected?"

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Rock and Roll

Things I love about Powell River...

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

Old Karate Master

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

How are you feeling today? I feel just like a newborn baby. Really? Yes. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Heaven

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."