"Murchison is still in denial."
Life After Death Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for someone interested in life after death? Our collection features amusing and clever items that blend humor with philosophy. Whether they love to joke about eternity or ponder the mysteries of existence, these products will make them smile and think. Celebrate the afterlife in style with our thoughtfully designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that bring lighthearted fun to profound topics.
'It's no big deal. Most of them are posthumous.'
'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'
"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"
Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"
'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'
"Surgery up here is free!"
Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."
Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.
"I thought there would be bacon here."
"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."
'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."
'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'
'This is way better than a litter box.'
"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."
'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'
"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."
'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'
"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."
'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'
"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."
"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."
"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."
'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.
'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'
'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'
'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'
Life After Death Gifts Collection
Life After Death Mugs
Looking for more laughter and insight? Check out our collection of mugs featuring themes of life after death for a fun start to every day.
Life After Death Pillows
Bring humor and comfort together with pillows that explore life after death themes—ideal for cozy, thoughtful spaces.
Life After Death Prints
Decorate your home with prints that celebrate life's mysteries and humor, adding wit and reflection to your wall art.
Life After Death T-Shirts
Want to wear your curiosity? Browse our T-shirts that ponder the afterlife with humor and style, perfect for making a bold, witty statement.