Liability Limiter Gifts

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"Sorry, Dad."

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

Daddy's Litigious Girl

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"What we really need is a long term quick fix."

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"I understand the sex scenes have been removed but the balanced-budget and term-limits scenes have been left in."

"Give me one more chance, Rachel. I'll go straight, and quit my lawyerin' ways."

"We're not so different, you and I."

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

"Before we get too deeply involved..."

Millionaires club - self-made / inherited.

"As a manufacturer you're involved in a GLOBAL business and you need to cover yourself against all potential claims. . ."