Liability Limiter Gifts

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

Michael Jackson

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"Sorry, Dad."

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

Daddy's Litigious Girl

"What we really need is a long term quick fix."

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

"Give me one more chance, Rachel. I'll go straight, and quit my lawyerin' ways."

"I understand the sex scenes have been removed but the balanced-budget and term-limits scenes have been left in."

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

'It's been in the family for generations; ever since my great, great granddad robbed it from the Duke of Burford's gaff.'

"We're not so different, you and I."

"Before we get too deeply involved..."

Millionaires club - self-made / inherited.