Liability Law Buff Gifts

'Sorry, but we are not allowed to help anyone across the street due to liabilities.'

"You're fired."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

Sue the Author 3PM

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'Where's the fun in being an employer if you can't spontaneously sack someone anymore.'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"I think it's a subpoena!"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

Jaws 3 - The Litigation

Ignorance of the Law

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

Law Offices

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

Judge

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

Executing Detainees Using Waterboarding Evidence