Labor Law Buff Gifts

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'

"You're fired."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Sue the Author 3PM

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Planet of the Lawyers

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'Where's the fun in being an employer if you can't spontaneously sack someone anymore.'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

"The law is an ass...employment law, however, is an asset."

"I think it's a subpoena!"

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

Ignorance of the Law

'How can the employees accuse me of running a sweatshop? Don't I let them go home after midnight?'

'I take it you're looking to some extra hours!'

Upholding the Law

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"