Letter Writing Admirer T-Shirts

"Hey, so sorry to do this - Do you think we could push to Pistols at Two?"

Silence of the Chickens...

Love

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'Are all of these letters of recommendation from your mother?'

Sharp Eyes

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

Reading the love-letter

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

'Hey! When did you learn cursive?'

"We think it had something to do with love."

It had to be you!

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

Countess writes a love letter

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

A man reads a woman's poetry book instead of the morning paper.

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

'I didn't take you literally when you said you were helping the little people.'

'Dear sir, yours is not the only company with staff problems..As you can see by all the typing errors..'

'You'd better have a little talk with him -- he wrote a fan letter to Lady Godiva.'

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"

"Love is so silly...and writing is so silly...and when you put love and writing together, it's just...craziness!"

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

People writing with huge pen and paper.

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

'Do you sell very long envelopes? I want to write to my friend in Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.'

"If it weren't for threatening letters I would hardly write at all."