Letter Writing Admirer Prints

"Hey, so sorry to do this - Do you think we could push to Pistols at Two?"

Silence of the Chickens...

Love

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'Are all of these letters of recommendation from your mother?'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Sharp Eyes

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Reading the love-letter

People who meet in Heaven: Ben Franklin and Yogi Berra. I've always admired you aphorisms.

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

'Hey! When did you learn cursive?'

"We think it had something to do with love."

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

Countess writes a love letter

It had to be you!

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

'Dear sir, yours is not the only company with staff problems..As you can see by all the typing errors..'

'I didn't take you literally when you said you were helping the little people.'

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

A man reads a woman's poetry book instead of the morning paper.

'I wish I was still wearing size 32 underwear.'

People writing with huge pen and paper.

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"

"Love is so silly...and writing is so silly...and when you put love and writing together, it's just...craziness!"

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

Your up or my up?

'You'd better have a little talk with him -- he wrote a fan letter to Lady Godiva.'

'Do you sell very long envelopes? I want to write to my friend in Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.'