Lettering Admirer Prints

"Dammit, Jake - I said fetch the sheriff."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Kultural K9's.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"How many letters can you read?"

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Alphabetical Disorder

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

'Hey! When did you learn cursive?'

Forrest Gander

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

Optometrist practical jokes

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

La Boheme - the bohemians

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Trilby - 'Gecko'.