Lettering Admirer Prints

"Dammit, Jake - I said fetch the sheriff."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Kultural K9's.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"How many letters can you read?"

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Alphabetical Disorder

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

Forrest Gander

'Hey! When did you learn cursive?'

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

FE AST. Now that we're all together, let's eat!

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

La Boheme - the bohemians

Optometrist practical jokes

This survey will only take five minutes and will help me improve future floods.

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'