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Stop the Madness.

Santa Claus's Mail

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Books / Coffee table books

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Move, Gary."

"Gesundheit!"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

A stylized man in pyjamas

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

A catch-all is born.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

"Take a letter, any letter"

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'