Arranger T-Shirts

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Books / Coffee table books

"Gesundheit!"

"Move, Gary."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

A catch-all is born.

"NAY!!"

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

To do list

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

"Yes Sir, we'll schedule everything meticulously: your project will be delivered on time and on budget..."

'He should have planned his wardrobe this morning - his Flies undone...'

Desk boxes marked 'soup' and 'nuts'.

The Battle of Life - Part the First