Artful Arranger T-Shirts

'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'

Books / Coffee table books

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

The Googler

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Move, Gary."

"Gesundheit!"

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Multitasking

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

Painting Music

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

The Battle of Life - Part the First

Souvenir of the Great Festival of the Choral Society - View of the Hall

'Goodness, the time! My husband is due to pick me up outside the flower-arranging class!'

Celestial Music

"I knew if I started dating again so soon he'd flip out."

'. . . as shelves go it's okay - but I like to feel that my best work is ahead of me!'

'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'

Driveway pavior laying

"No, it looks like Tuesday I'm also painting haystacks."

'It's time that you changed the flowers on your nature table, Miss Grimshaw.'

Stop the Madness.

'We had a strand running down the middle of the front steps and some idiot walked on 'em.'

Justice

'Actually, I'm working on a new computer password.'

Florist

"Unfortunately, 'saying it with flowers' is legally binding."

Lady who has lost a bet arranging to

'Finally! Okay. Steady.....steady. This is so relaxing.'

'This is so embarrassing, why couldn't I get a biker?'