Let-go Guru T-Shirts

'I appreciate the calmness it would bring, I just have trouble letting go..'

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Keeping warm.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Absolutely not!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"You're solemates!"

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Mr Metrosexual.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Do you like my little black number?'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

At the suit makers

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'