Let-go Guru Pillows

'I appreciate the calmness it would bring, I just have trouble letting go..'

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

A women in a shoeshop.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Absolutely not!"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Do you like my little black number?'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

At the suit makers

Mr Metrosexual.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'