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Lemons And Laughs T-Shirts
Bring sunshine and smiles everywhere you go with our lemons and laughs t-shirts. Fun, vibrant, and full of personality, they’re a great way to share your sunny outlook.
"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."
'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'
"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"
"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"
'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'
Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.
Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.
'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'
"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"
'Right, now learn this trick...'
"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."
'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'
Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.
"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."
'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,
"Of course you still make me laugh, just not out loud."
"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."
A field goal kicker kicks his teamate instead of the ball through the goal posts.
"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."
'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'
"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"
"It's weeder's elbow."
Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.
'Oh yeah, I forgot.'
"I can assure you, Your Honor, my client isn't a flight risk."
Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work
Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING
The Terror Of Folkenstein
'I can't believe we do this for a living.'
"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."
'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'
"I haven't written anything yet, but I'm looking for someone to ghostwrite my book 'how to delegate.'"
"See anyone who tickles your ivories?"
Golf cheerleaders.
Lemons And Laughs T-Shirts Collection
Lemons And Laughs Mugs
Discover our full range of lemons and laughs mugs, packed with witty sayings and bright illustrations to start your day with a smile.
Lemons And Laughs Pillows
Browse our lemons and laughs pillows for a cozy way to add humor and brightness to any room in your home.
Lemons And Laughs Prints
Check out our lemons and laughs prints to bring playful, vibrant artwork into your living space or workspace, celebrating humor and positivity.